Friday, 18 June 2010

Friday 18 June Preci, South East Umbria

See line 2 under Monday 14 June

Vacancy: Cartographers required.
Location: The whole ******* country of Italy.
Skills required: The ability to draw lines on a bit of paper that actually reflect the geographical reality of the transport infrastructure.

Additional Note to Writers of Mountainbike Guides. Your core user group is not really interested in two pages of descriptions of churches that no one, including locals, go into. Nor pictures of orchids. They would much prefer you expanded the direction explanation section from two paragraphs to give the casual orienteer a fighting chance of not ending up in the wrong ******* valley.

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  2. Do they not have bike sat nav's in Italy?? Are you sure it is the map that is wrong, I often used to blame the map when directing Tracey in the car but she swore blind (well she just swore) that it was me that was rubbish at map reading and not the map!!

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  3. Definitely the map. And the directions. And the sense of direction.

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