Joyously, Laura has been given two oversized pink flower stickers for the van which she intends to attach ceremoniously in the presence of the remainder of the family's female majority later today. The sleek, battleship grey lines of the van will be sullied by two large pink symbols of emasculation.
Once it was a proud workhorse, with a stripped down practicality that would have sneered at such frivolousness. Now it will bear more than a passing resemblance to the Mystery Machine.
I suppose I can spend the next three months searching for the ghostly remnants of my dignity.
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